How to cut a sandwich

There are many ways to cut a sandwich. Here's several styles by different kinds of parents:

In Half


In Half Triangles


The Bitchy Kid Cut


Stock Broker's Kid


Bear Market Stock Broker's Kid



NRA Member


Lazy Parent


Really Lazy Parent


Emo Kid


My Kid's

5 comments:

Holland Rhodes said...

You forgot the hungry parent. Who takes a few bites then gives it to their kid.

Jack Alexander said...

What sandwich? You mean there was something else other than a slug of booze, some pills and a pack of smokes. This is all so new to me. I'm shocked....

Kristen said...

I guess I was the bitchy kid.

robb said...

LOL emo kid.
and the best cut goes to bitchy kid.

Yothies said...

The Sandwich would cut itself if Chuck Norris was their dad.