New Corporate Branding

Our company is trying some new Branding and changing our work attire is one method of creating a new look and feel.

I was asked to try out the new uniform. I think it looks awesome.


The colors represent sincerity, allegiance and fortitude.


The shirt also keeps my bra flab minimized while increasing the girth of my pipes.

8 comments:

Jack Alexander said...

Oh that's you dude! Those would make some great polishing rags-Wait-What!? I don't polish anything so I guess they would just be great rags. lol

Anonymous said...

That is not the look. David just sent an email about the look; did you get the email??

The Nag said...

They say that clothes make the man...

DogsDontPurr said...

Rowrrrr!

Jamey B said...

HAWT

ocdustino said...

you might jest, but this is about how ridiculous the Purple and Yellow COSI logo and look seemed when they revealed it. God bless 80's colors...too bad it was the early 2000's when they came up with it.

Stacy said...

When I worked at Victoria's Secret we were trained to use the term "spillage," instead of "bra flab." Seriously.

Anonymous said...

I once had to wear a "pirate" outfit complete with a red and white striped polyester striped shirt that fell almost to my knees..blue polyester pants...the heavy ones..and a kerchief around my neck.
Yes..I was once a cashier at Long John Silvers. It was like Halloween everyday.
R