Good Morning Jon

Good Morning Jon,

Your wife is slowly bleeding out her belly button. We did some calculations and we figure she will bleed to death in 8.9 years or be killed by a mob of people that is completely grossed out.

Have a great morning and please ensure the pool is closed by 8:45pm tonight.

Kisses,

HolyJuan

PS Communication by RSS feed is the new IM.

2 comments:

cab said...

lol
this makes me laugh
a lot
because it doesn't make sense at all

Farmer de Ville said...

Odd that something so odd can be so oddly entertaining...

Farmer
www.farmerdeville.com