Torture by the Inch

My "good friends" kidnapped my tape measure and insisted I pay a ransom to get it back. As I am not one to play by the rules of terrorists, I said no. Then I began to receive photos of my tape measure being tortured by other tape measures.










Bastards. I'll convert to metric before I let the terrorists win.

(Is that one tape measure dressed up like Mr. T?)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE FOR HIS AUTOLOCKING WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mmmm....measuring tape porn.

But what is up with those blood covered note pads in the background????

Anonymous said...

More proof that "blogging" is just a silly, retarded, self-indulgent fad that will soon pass. Really. This is stupid.

HolyJuan said...

Measurmenses?

HolyJuan said...

This ain't blogging, Dave. It's called "Get Your Head Out of Your Assism."

Idiot.

Anonymous said...

"Measurmenses".....I absolutely love that!

Whisperer said...

Just pay him the five cheeseburgers he asked for! Remember we still have the giant laser.

Anonymous said...

I like little boys and watching this gets me hot!

HolyJuan said...

Ramone,

I do not support your type of comment on this site. Please clean it up pal.

Anonymous said...

Man Doug,

Blogging is so dumb, I wish it were never invented. Now instead of sitting around all night reading blogs (the one thing I hate) I can just go to sleep. Damn blogs for I have no self-control.

Anonymous said...

The intentional editing of blog responses renders the whole process irrelevant; a further indication that the "terrists" have, indeed, triumphed.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, you're ridiculous.
I love it.

p.s. Before I decide if the torture was warranted, I have to know what the ransom is?

Anonymous said...

The ransom is five dollar menu cheeseburgers from McDonald's. The Lufkins will continue their work until it is paid!

Anonymous said...

wow, 5 cheeseburgers? how fat are you?

Anonymous said...

this is the kinda shit that happens to me everyday.....

Anonymous said...

That is by far the funniest thing I have seen all day..and I didnt think I had a smile in me..HAHAHAHAHA....I think I am doing the wrong things at work.