Phrases a Man Does Not Want to Hear from a Woman

It’s yours.

It’s not yours.

What are you thinking about?

Whose underwear are these?

My eyes are up here.

You are holding the ruler backwards.

I’m not exactly 18.

My husband is home!

You brother is better.

Your sister is better.

Awe, that's cute.

These stitches aren’t from an appendix removal.

Can we talk for a minute?

When did you get in last night?

When did you get in this morning?

Since when did you need one dollar bills to go to the library?

Since when did the library start smelling like cotton candy?

I threw that old thing out.

Where are your pants?

Does this make me look _______ ?

You left the seat up.

I also have something I need to tell you about my past.

Can I come out with you and the guys?

Is that porn?

Can I have the other credit card?

My brother needs a place to stay for a while.

What lab results are these?

Why do you have condoms when I am on the pill?

Where are you?

2 comments:

Jeff Hope said...

What are you thinking about?

JameyB said...

r u on the right or the left???