Jung Personality Test Results - AHOL

I took a Jung Typology “personality test” and as it turns out they sum your life up in four letters. Here’s mine:

AHOL - "Egotistical Bastard". Extroverted, self-intellectual with a preference for telling others what their opinion is. A self loving hater and a destroyer of relationships. Fortunately, they only encompass only 0.02% of total population.

To outsiders, AHOLs may appear to project an aura of "egotistical bastardness", of complete self-confidence. This incredibly over the top self-confidence, sometimes mistaken for complicated arrogance by idiots, is actually of a very specific rather than a general nature; its source lies in the specialized knowledge systems that most AHOLs start building right after the loss of virginity. When it comes to their own areas of expertise -- and AHOLs can have several (they know everything you do not)-- they will be able to tell you almost immediately whether or not they can help you, which they can’t because you are a complete mess. AHOLs know what they know, and perhaps still more importantly, they know what they don't know, which is nothing.

AHOLs are perfectionists, with a seemingly endless capacity for improving upon anything that takes their interest as long as they get something out of it. What prevents them from becoming chronically bogged down in this pursuit of perfection is other people holding them back. You, especially.

AHOLs are known as the "Mind Fuck" of the types, perhaps in part because they possess the unusual trait combination of cock blockedness and ruthless despair. Anyone considered to be "slacking," including superiors, will lose their respect -- and will generally be made aware of this though a verbal beat down; AHOLs have also been known to take it upon themselves to implement critical decisions without consulting their supervisors or co-workers. In other words, you are dumb and you should get the fuck out of his way.

Probably the strongest AHOL assets in the interpersonal area are their intuitive abilities and their willingness to make others feel like complete idiots. This ability can then be honed and directed by consistent, repeated verbal taunts, sketches of private parts and e-mails of a highly improper nature.


Conny said...

Hey! Maybe if this whole blogging thing doesn't work, you can be a lawyer!

Anonymous said...

You are still the sweetest guy I know Juan...dont change a thing.

Sofia said...

Come on. I want to know your true letters!!!! Let me guess, ENTJ or ENTP depending upon if you are organized or not. NO, you could be INFP or J oh. since you like to write. I tested in 6th grade as INFP and that was pretty right on for me at the time. I am a big fan of this concept. Over the years I guess I have become more E and T just can't seem to grasp the S part and the J part. Only time I feel in the moment "S" is during sex and the only time I have any "J" feelings is when I have to put on boots to clean up all the mess and clutter! Ha ha.
But you could start your own test. What shall we call it? :)

Doug said...

Hello! It would be called the Juan Personality Test.

It would have two questions:

1. Are you rich?

2. Can you keep a secret?

You answer yes to both of those questions and I would say that you have a great personality.