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I got laid off.

Damn it.

It's for the best. Damn it. Damn it.

Now the fun begins!!

4 comments:

Mrs. K said...

Dude, that sucks. If you got some severance, then it's not that bad. If you didn't, you're screwed. Make sure to take advantage of our wonderful unemployment system & enjoy the time off. I'm sure the kids will love having daddy home for a change.

Smail said...

fuck man, sorry to hear. Don't forget to hit up your new bar and drink a table full of beers. That really helped settle me the last time I got laid off.

After all, Drunk comes before Employment.

Doug said...

I think I might get my drink on tonight.

It was time for a change. I just needed incentive.

The wife said, "Should we start thinking about cutting back on the extras like road trips or digital cable?"

No DVR? That's incentive enough!!

Carpanza said...

That sucks.

Thankfully, I have a business opportunity. You see, when I was overseas in Nigeria, I came upon a LARGE fortune of $40,000,000.00 USD. I want to transfer this money to the United States. Unfortunately, I was only able to smuggle a small portion of the fortune into the United States in my digestive tract. Unfortunately, all the money was in loose change and I was only able to smuggle $135.00 USD in nickels and dimes in my rectum. The money now sits stranded in a Nigerian bank! For a small investment of $2,000.00 USD, I can transfer the monies to bank accounts in the United States. Please send me your bank account info and we will live as rich men!