Why Jesus isn't from Ohio

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hee hee.

Anonymous said...

Very funny Doug. I forwarded this to David Letterman....

Amy :)

Smail said...

Sandals in snow are a bitch. And we know he's not gonna wear socks under them. What's a carpenter to do?

Doug said...

You know... I think you have something there Smail. Perhaps Jesus put two unmatched socks in his drawer and the next day there were sixty five unmatched socks.

He did the same thing with a trout and a pair of shoes where afterwards there were more than when he started. The story is called "The Fishes and the Loafers."